April 2012
Anonymous asked: Out of curiosity, what is the oddest, most strange (non-violent, non-sexual) thing you've ever done out of pure boredom?
Anonymous asked: I love your nose, boss. Every time I look at you in profile, I want to fuck you senseless. SM | second-loves-first
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“Saw you walking barefoot
taking a long look
at the new moon’s eyelid
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– “Tonight No Poetry Will Serve,” by Adrienne Rich
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asksebthesniper asked: We have been shipped sir...*leans in and kisses.*
Anonymous asked: :) That's my beautiful boy! Always one step ahead. Keep it up, Puddin'. You're getting sexier by the day. xoxo HQ.
Anonymous asked: Good. I'll take care of you, if you're exhausted. I'll take good care of you ;) xoxo HQ. oh, you should probably get someone you don't care about to open the beautiful box that's waiting on your doorstep. Also get them to open it far away from your home, unless you want your precious home to out with a bang.
Anonymous asked: I'm sure you're far better at the art of seduction than I am. Could you give me some pointers/tips on how to get the man I want into my bed? (After I get rid of his girlfriend of course)
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somehowextraordinary asked: *sulks* Okay, I /guess/. But I'm not going to enjoy it -- and besides, not all of us can be hugely successful consulting criminals. I'll probably just end up with a desk job.
Anonymous asked: It's okay bb, I'll always choose you over your mum. Kiss kiss! xx
somehowextraordinary asked: Jiiiiiiiiim can you just arrange to have all of my professors killed and then get me a forged university diploma I'm so tired of studying I think my brain is gonna die. And I am so disappointed. I came to London for all of the sexy men that I was assured would be here, but most of them are giant bags of dicks :'(
Anonymous asked: Have you been ignoring me, Puddin'?! I'm a little hurt, and I do bad and naughty things when I'm hurt. HQ.
governmentsanctionedbrollies:
Even the Shoes are Westwood: governmentsanctionedbrollies: Even the Shoes are Westwood:…
I’d be happy to monitor your computer usage, if you’re afraid of it becoming an issue! I’d simply need to install a keystroke logger and a bit of software- you’d never know the difference and I’d be able to alert you if you were doing anything…questionable.
I’m the...
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Even the Shoes are Westwood: mummoriarty: governmentsanctionedbrollies: mummoriarty: I was looking…
mummoriarty:
governmentsanctionedbrollies:
mummoriarty:
I was looking up “yarn” and I found something tagged with “yarn porn.” I don’t understand what this means. It was just yarn, there weren’t even any people in the picture.
Allow me to offer some...
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borntobeakiller started following you
Well, well, well…look who showed up. XXX JM
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nickkenning asked: [text] Hey Jimmy. Think it goes without saying, but don't tell Anthea anything about me.
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governmentsanctionedbrollies:
Even the Shoes are Westwood: governmentsanctionedbrollies replied to your post: Why do I feel as…
jiminwestwood:
governmentsanctionedbrollies replied to your post: Why do I feel as though if I offered you all the…
Are you offering, James? I’d choose you any day. Your mother is a lovely woman….But if she were my mother-in-law, then I could have both~! (I’m...
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mummoriarty:
governmentsanctionedbrollies:
mummoriarty:
I was looking up “yarn” and I found something tagged with “yarn porn.” I don’t understand what this means. It was just yarn, there weren’t even any people in the picture.
Allow me to offer some insight, My dear. You see, it’s a bit of an internet colloquialism. When people find a certain subject matter particularly enticing, they...
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governmentsanctionedbrollies replied to your post: Why do I feel as though if I offered you all the…
Are you offering, James? I’d choose you any day. Your mother is a lovely woman….But if she were my mother-in-law, then I could have both~! (I’m terribly greedy, it’s simply awful.)
My, my…what would your argent-haired gendarme think of you offering yourself to me like that? Though I...
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Why do I feel as though if I offered you all the chance to win either a date with me or one with my mum, you’d almost unanimously choose my mum?
Don’t even get any thoughts. Ask her out and die.
XXX JM
Anonymous asked: Your mum and I share the same name. I find this quite exciting. FRWL~ A
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second-loves-first:
Sebastian could tell that Jim had taken about all of the teasing that he would tolerate before turning brutal. He released Jim’s arm, then took his wrist in hand and kissed the back of his hand before moving it to the headboard, “You’d best hold on.”
He gripped Jim’s hip firmly, probably hard enough to add to the small collection of oval-shaped bruises clustered there, and...
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sebbiem asked: Just to say Jim, I love your mother. Brilliant woman -SM
Anonymous asked: Everyone's getting a Tumblr now and it makes me think if I should get one too. However, I can be the first to admit that I am not the most well known criminal so maybe I'll keep out of the scene for now. Hope you're having fun dear and do tell Sebastian I said hello. ~B p.s. oh, and by the way, I am pretty sure someone else used my signature before so I might have to deal with them...
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somehowextraordinary asked: Why would they do that? That's awful. She's a lovely lady. And you're not a mummy's boy. Well, you are, but that's not a bad thing :)
somehowextraordinary asked: Jim! I love your mum; she's so adorable, and you love her so much. Makes me happy :)
Anonymous asked: Can I just say, I respect you even more than I did because of how much you care about your mum.
March 2012
government-sanctioned-brollies:
mummoriarty:
jiminwestwood:
government-sanctioned-brollies:
jiminwestwood:
government-sanctioned-brollies:
Oh, har-har. Everybody’s a comedian.
Anthea swears the cat is mine. I insist it’s hers. It takes up residence in my townhouse and is a general nuisance. That is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.
Do you feed it? Or is this the body of...
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Note to all of Tumblr, from J. Moriarty
My mother has a blog now. If you do anything to upset her or direct her to anything…untoward that I may have done or said, I have a new set of antique surgical supplies I have been simply DYING to try out. Just thought you should all have fair warning. XXX JM
And if you call me a mummy’s boy, the surgical implements weren’t the only toys I purchased but have yet to find out how...
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“I found a baby shark on the beach.
Seagulls had eaten his eyes. His throat was...”
– “Beach Walk,” by Henri Cole
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Daddy has errands to run. Busy, busy, busy. Be back later. XXX JM
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asksebthesniper:
jiminwestwood:
“That’s good…I like that. For you…” He tapped his finger on his lips, not releasing Sebastian’s eyes. “Dark and Stormy for you. I think it suits your mood tonight, don’t you think?” He loved when the killer was up in Sebastian. Dead sexy.
Sebastian responded with a lick to his lips and went to make the order. He returned quickly with their drinks. “Here...
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mummoriarty:
jiminwestwood:
mummoriarty:
OK sweetie, it just sounds a bit ominous. I suppose it’s just a hold-over from when your father would comment that someone was following him.
Well, those were people he hadn’t intended to make friends with. XXX Jimmy
Should I say hello to them? How can I say hello? It seems polite.
Bunny, you shouldn’t end sentences with prepositions.
Yes,...
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asksebthesniper:
jiminwestwood:
Jim leaned back in his chair carefully. He would probably have to burn the suit when they got home. God knew what had sat in this chair before he had. Ugh. He tapped his toe on the ground, looking around again before turning his intense gaze back on Sebastian.
“I told you it was your night. You pick a drink for me, and I’ll pick a drink for you.” He widened his...
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asksebthesniper:
jiminwestwood:
Jim looked around, quick dark eyes absorbing everything at once. The place didn’t suit Sebastian, he thought; it was too low, not knowing that it held a master assassin just pausing for a drink. He was keenly aware of being very overdressed in his suit, but he certainly wasn’t going to apologize for it, even with every eye in the room on him. He smiled up at...
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second-loves-first:
“Tiger’s fine…” the marksman laughed when he pulled back. He rubbed the pointed tip of his tongue against the angry crescent of little divots in Jim’s skin, “‘Sebastian’ is a lot of syllables…”
He thrust slowly, enjoying the subtle torture that it was for himself. He enjoyed testing himself, denying himself. He kissed the back of his neck, then nipped his earlobe before...
mummoriarty:
jiminwestwood:
mummoriarty:
Some people are following me… is that bad? Am I doing something wrong?
No, Mum, that’s fine. That’s how you make friends on Tumblr. XXX Jimmy
OK sweetie, it just sounds a bit ominous. I suppose it’s just a hold-over from when your father would comment that someone was following him.
Well, those were people he hadn’t intended to make...
mummoriarty:
Some people are following me… is that bad? Am I doing something wrong?
No, Mum, that’s fine. That’s how you make friends on Tumblr. XXX Jimmy
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sebbiem:
“Mm” Seb merely grunted in acknowledgement his voice low and gruff from the sleep. “Dunno why I woke up..” Seb had to admit, sleeping did make him feel good and new, not the body but the mind. He shifted in his bed slightly trying to ignore the bare pain. God he hated meds
“Probably because you hurt like hell.” Jim smiled slightly; it wrinkled his nose. “You look like...
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sebbiem:
They slept through the day until the other woke that night, Seb startled awake by something opening his eyes blearily. The room was dark and a bit stuffed, his side seemed to be on fire but his mind stemmed much clearer.
Jim woke up more slowly; he rarely slept well or deeply, and it did make getting up much harder. He blinked a few times, feeling the man at his side shifting. What...
mummoriarty asked: Are there things on tumblr I shouldn't find? What should I be careful of?
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asksebthesniper:
jiminwestwood:
“What can I say; I’m feeling generous tonight. I can still feel the chaos in my blood, and a chaser of liquor seems the way to fuel the flames.” His eyebrows shot up. “Maybe we can have a nightcap of actual flames, hmm?” He laughed. “I like seeing your haunts, Moran. The places you go when you’re given the choice. Your food, your pub, your…hunting grounds.”
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