Why aren’t you answering your phone? This is the fifth time I’ve called and you haven’t picked up.

You’d better not be dead. Because I have a lot of plans and when you get home. When are you coming home? Because…

Alright, alright. You are doing this on purpose so you can hear my voicemail.

Are you dead? So you know, I’m laying on your bed. That you bought. But it’s sort of mine because…well, I gave you that money. And don’t say you earned it or…

I should get naked.

Answer your phoooooone, Sebastian. I forget how to say that in Gaelic.

Okay, okay, I lied. I didn’t forget. I have no fucking clue how to say that in Gaelic.

Oh my God. Okay. I’m hanging up, and then I’m going to call again. And you’d better answer. Bye.