The obvious choice tends to be Professor Ratigan, but I’ve always seen myself as the Hades type.

You think? It can be hard for me to find a willing partner.

I am my only affiliation. Every change in politics is just a new playground.

Darling S, my Christmas was…oh, you know. Hectic. Families are like that. I’ve been busy, very busy. New Year’s Eve will see me packing up to head off with Sebastian on a bit of a vacation. I’m not sure if it’s a Christmas present to me, or if he was also giving a gift to himself. Truffle’s well…she could use to be groomed, but I rather like her fluffy in winter. X JM

Packing up for my Christmas gift from Sebastian. I don’t take vacations often. I’m hoping for at least a bit of trouble.

In the shower, I prefer to sing Irish folk songs. Out of the shower, everything else is fair game.

I’m wearing black and white striped socks.

I refuse to eat asparagus in any dish.

I’ve never actually beaten Nicky at Mario Kart.

I intend to start drinking in fifteen minutes. Hopefully my Mum won’t notice. I’ll be getting Sebastian a drink as well.

Oh. Goody. One of these. Sebastian? If you could take care of this?

More quietly than I might expect.

I’m actually finding that old is new again, my dear. Nicky found a bunch of his old Nirvana cds and sent them over.

Thank you for the thoughts, and I’m sorry I’ve been not around. I’m trying to get caught up a bit, so hopefully your dash will be a little more me-filled in the near future.

Oh, you know, same old story. Probably would have bumped into Anthea at some event, sparks would have flown, enkindled within our bosoms unfathomable love, and we would have settled down to domestic tranquility, she a dutiful housewife and I a respected maths professor at a local college.

Seriously? How the hell would I know?

I’d probably already be dead or something. Probably would be, actually.

((Well, I’m sure it gave him some worrisome thoughts, he had fully intended it as a fitting death for Carl.))

((While there may have been a water incident with Carl, it’s not the actual cause of his phobia.))

((Nope, not at all. Carl’s death by drowning was chosen by Jim very carefully.))

Hmm…that’s a difficult question, because each persona has such a specific purpose. However, I think I like Matt Parker most. He gets me into more interesting situations. People trust him. Talk to him. Tell him things.

I like when people tell me things. And I like having free run of Sebastian’s kitchen. There was one…incident with a counter (sexual nature) and another incident with the range (non-sexual nature), but otherwise the kitchen has remained intact.

The only person who might see through the act is Victor Trevor, Sebastian’s downstairs neighbour. But that’s actually just a little bonus, isn’t it?